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petition to rename the earth ‘punishment orb’
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5-seconds-of-skinny-jeans:

How can anyone be hateful to 5sos they’re just like little pop punk weirdos tryna make it in the big world and they haven’t done anything wrong like one of them has his mom with them on tour and sleeps with a stuffed penguin oh wow so terrible

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mariofartwii:

a boob on the tumblr??!?

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nettosan:

datademon:

damn-arrows:

caffensis:

revyas:

I like it when cats settle down and it looks like they don’t have any limbs

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they’re slugs

…and if you ever wondered what they look like from underneath when doing that:

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This is important

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firelorcl:

when you’re a racist, sexist, homophobic straight white boy and everyone calls you out on it

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gay4zayn:

boy: i got money

me:

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avatardedpotterhead:

dicksconnected:

i dont understand why guys wont buy tampons because:

  1. NO one thinks theyre for you
  2. actually everyone thinks youre the sweetest person ever and there is a 103% chance i will date u
  3. nobody thinks theyre for you calm the fuck down

4. they’ll probably assume you have a girlfriend

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ebtdeponis:

lordsmaf:

This confuses me on so many levels

slavery

ebtdeponis:

lordsmaf:

This confuses me on so many levels

slavery

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richarcl:

if i like u and u call someone else hot i will probably fall apart

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fake-mermaid:

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you know they dead

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jeanmarcoing:

did that fucker just jump on water is this fucking cat jesus

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