Booty booty booty booty rockin everywhere
so i was trying to google that scene in pirates of the caribbean where jack and will are walking underwater with the rowboat over their heads cause it looks cool and i wanna try it
but the thing is i googled “boat scene in pirates of the caribbean”
somebody needs to fucking kiss me
wow my brother was telling me this joke and he said
"if you’re fighting with a woman and she pulls a knife on you, just pull out the bread and cheese and meat and her womanly instincts will kick in and she’ll just make you a sandwich"
then all of a sudden our mom emerges from the kitchen holding a huge ass knife and she approaches my brother asking “sorry what was that?” and he started screaming
Job Interviewer: so what do you for fun?
Yeah wtf y’all ain’t that special
*procrastinates doing things I love for an unknown reason*
Telling a rude joke but the whole class laughs