Booty booty booty booty rockin everywhere

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kardashiane:

so i was trying to google that scene in pirates of the caribbean where jack and will are walking underwater with the rowboat over their heads cause it looks cool and i wanna try it

but the thing is i googled “boat scene in pirates of the caribbean”

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hoekage:

somebody needs to fucking kiss me

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« It feels good to think about you when I’m warm in bed. I feel as if you’re curled up there beside me, fast asleep. And I think how great it would be if it were true. »
― Haruki Murakami, Norwegian Wood (via deprincession)
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« Learn to say ‘no’ without explaining yourself. »
― (via uncongenial)
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reichenbackdatassup:

wow my brother was telling me this joke and he said

"if you’re fighting with a woman and she pulls a knife on you, just pull out the bread and cheese and meat and her womanly instincts will kick in and she’ll just make you a sandwich"

then all of a sudden our mom emerges from the kitchen holding a huge ass knife and she approaches my brother asking “sorry what was that?” and he started screaming

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lovemelikexoxo:

she has her priorities straight.

lovemelikexoxo:

she has her priorities straight.

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d0nn0:

Job Interviewer: so what do you for fun?

Me:

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Anonymous:
Can a girl cum without the help of a guy?

bigmacmami:

Yeah wtf y’all ain’t that special

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canonqueer:

*procrastinates doing things I love for an unknown reason*

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extraordinaryminustheextra:

Telling a rude joke but the whole class laughs

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