Hi I'm Carmen. I like dogs and online jokes that are horrible when they're said out loud.

awwww-cute:


"Please sir, no photos in the office

awwww-cute:

"Please sir, no photos in the office

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fortune-favors-the-dreamers:

sephiramy:

ourloveissemperfii:

"One day in the subway, James saw a red cat with a wound to the leg that likely resulted from a fight with another cat. It was obvious that the cat needed help. James could not pass and took the cat to the vet. With a little medical treatment and prescription drugs, the cat quickly recovered. At that point, James found it impossible to say goodbye to Street Cat Bob. Bob followed James everywhere he went. As James played the guitar on the street and Bob sat nearby, revenues increased dramatically. People found it difficult to pass when they looked at the cute kitty. James went on to write a book describing their adventures in the street which was full of life – both dramatic and comedic. In the book, James says that he could not have imagined how meeting Bob would change his life. His friendship with the cat healed him from a life that had been very hard. Most likely, if Bob could speak, he would say the same thing.”

Um, so here is a book I am going to go BUY… NOW.

HE’S WEARING SCARVES YOU GUYS

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“You educate a man; you educate a man. You educate a woman; you educate a generation.”
and this is what the western news doesn’t show. Educated and Covered Muslim women are unimaginable for them.

“You educate a man; you educate a man. You educate a woman; you educate a generation.”

and this is what the western news doesn’t show. Educated and Covered Muslim women are unimaginable for them.

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owlgoggles20:


Steal His Look: Smitty Werbenjaegermanjensen
Sorry but this look is currently unavailable
It was his hat, Mr. Krabs
He was #1

owlgoggles20:

Steal His Look: Smitty Werbenjaegermanjensen

Sorry but this look is currently unavailable

It was his hat, Mr. Krabs

He was #1

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gravitytyp:

I cared about one person and it fucked me up.

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« You have to be odd to be number one. »

Dr. Seuss

This changed me

(via reveriesofawriter)

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shutupaubrey:

the only aisle i’ll be walking down is the alcohol section of my local grocery store

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thatsqualitystuff:


Prisoner zero has escaped

thatsqualitystuff:

Prisoner zero has escaped

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psychicoctobers:


This is some cool ass shit.
my gawd.

psychicoctobers:

This is some cool ass shit.

my gawd.

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jagkx:

Please never fucking kill yourself, don’t you fucking d a r e kill yourself. You’re such a precious god damn creature and somebody fucking loves you whether you think so or not. Don’t you fucking ever pull that shit, don’t. I love you so goddamn much.

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voncii:


i need an explanation 

voncii:

i need an explanation 

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